I have what??

So I went to the doc last week for this reoccurring intense abdominal pain I have been having that only occurs 24 hours after drinking. I could just stop the cocktails but thought there might be a better answer. While trying to find out what was causing this my doc did a routine EKG just to check out the heart and some lab work as well and sent me on my way to wait for results. I get a call Wed. while in a deep sleep to hear that my heart has an abnormality that is very rare for someone my age. In my sleeping stupor I just shrug the call off and go back to dreaming! I awake thinking WTF and realize the office is closed until Monday. So I have to wait 4 days not knowing if my ticker is going to keep on ticking. So yesterday I go back to dr. to find out that the ticker is fine, the EKG tech just put two of the leads on wrong which made my results look quite horrific. So we worried all weekend for nothing (even though my mom said she would worry about it enough for all of us) but you know we did not listen to her. So she thinks my abd. pain is due to too much acid in the belly and put me on some meds. that seem to be doing the trick as of yet.
So looks like the ticker is going to keep on ticking and the cocktails are going to continue to flow!!